Friday, May 25, 2007
During one of my recent QM lectures, my lecturer was giving out a prize for the best group project. So he got a representative, who was a student, to read out what the prize was. Here's how it went:
Lecturer: Ok, here's how we will choose the winner. Pick one of these envelopes and that group will be the winner.
*student picks an envelop, and opens it*
Student: And the winner is...time...series...programme....what??
Lecturer: Ok, that's fine, why don't you read the prize out to them?
Student: Ok, lets see what's in the bag...umm...a phone directory?
Lecturer: A free textbook
Student: Orange..water..snakes..
Lecturer: Ok..thanks...
Ok, it's funnier if you were there...but who cares.
Dan
11:52 pm